Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I'm Back...and I am Worse!
Drum roll please.......yes, I am back! For how long? I cannot tell. Sorry for the instability in my writing but after my follow through with body surgery, and my starting the new "church of Jewelry", life has been extremely crazy, weird and different. Daily there have been things to write about and I am constantly saying to myself that I will return back to my blog. I was planning on changing it's title "Confessions of a Non-drinker" for a little sick humor...but I may keep it where it is at. Cuz really this is my world, and I am....me. I cannot write long since I am still lasting through only about 3 hours of sleep last night. Guess who is retarded..(okay, mentally challenged) and decided to get rid of the crib and put Ben in a toddler bed. Poor kid is not even 1 1/2 years old and I am already telling him to "get a job". We even took his high chair away. Poor little guy, he has been doing a lot of sign gestures lately....wait a minute! I know what kind of sign gestures he has been doing!! (Not appropriate ones) ...but we deserve it really! I wanted more room in our little home....high chair! HUGE!! Crib GINORMOUS!!... why do kid things have to be so big? So alas, after an all nighter with my had on his back and him hitting his bed several times on the corner of the toddler bed and finding his way through the food storage in the hall (that was under the crib...now where do we put it? :) ) We have him now back in the crib....Doug is patient. So, goodnight and I keep you posted on my life once again, if you care and if you don't, then that is cool too.....because I hate you too! -----Ana. (Can you tell I am not RS pres anymore?...can everyone say "Digression"?)
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You're so funny Ana! Good luck with the whole crib thing...mmm, I don't think we've ever succeeded at that one until my kids were at LEAST 2 1/2 yrs. old. Transitioning into a big bed and potty training, are so NOT my favorite things!
ReplyDeleteWell I won't hold my breath that this will last long but it's good to have you back for a day anyway. ;) And uh, body surgery? You're not getting a sex change are you? I mean I fully understand that woman are ripped off in the whole equality department but that's a little extreme . . . even for you.
ReplyDeleteI love that I could leave that statement just like that and not write "just kidding" and you would still be my friend and even laugh. It's getting hard to find people with a sense of humor these days!
I'm so glad you are back... it is hard to find good reading material these days! You have always been so entertaining to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming by body surgery that you got that boob job... I'm waiting to get a complete overhaul... figure I'll do it all at once and then no one will recognize me when it is over. Makes my future life of crime much easier... no photos to identfy me with.
I'm trying to find a weekend to get your lovely family over here to visit... any suggestion?
who were you again??? it has been so long i have forgotten. hehe
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH! Yes you are back and yes you are worse! Love it! Yeah!
ReplyDeleteYou DON'T HATE anybody sweetie....you are just mentally challenge:)mom
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